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Dumb Criminals
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In every walk of life we have the good and bad of society. While the good is what we want most, we always get some criminals. Not all criminals are as bad as we might think, sure they’ll rob us all blind and clean out the refrigerator at the same time, most of them are just stupid. Since good ....
Middle of essay ....ay, and usually a car is used. When using a car, use a company car with the name and address of the company on the side. To be idolized by all dumb criminals, have the car run out of gas a mile or two down the road from the crime scene and then call the cops for help. If the crime is committed and the criminals get away, then go out and flaunt all that good fortune, and brag too! To error is human, but to brag is divine.
Being a dumb criminal takes practice, but practice makes perfect.... |
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