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Christmas, Retailers, And The Santa Claus Conspiracy
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Well it looks like it's that time of year again, when colourful lights
are hung on trees, families spend time together, and retailers swim naked
through their money. You guessed it, I'm talking about Christmas, one of the
many holidays that have lost their meaning to commercialization. Forget th ....
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....anufacture "toys" in a little "workshop" in the North Pole. This
entire elf story sounds like a softening cover-up fed to us as propaganda. The
truth of the matter is there's a Mafia hitman out there named Santa the Claw who
runs a sweatshop using illegal child labour to manufacture products in a remote
location where he can't be easily apprehended; or so that's what my skills of
deductive reasoning tell me. So why the cover-up? Simple. The retailers,
businessmen, and all the other bad peop....
|Number of words: 975
||Approximate pages: 4
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